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Your brain has 40 tabs open. We made a shirt about it.

Your brain has 40 tabs open. We made a shirt about it.

The ND collection didn't start with a strategy meeting. It started with a group chat.

Someone sent a meme about executive dysfunction. Someone else replied "this is literally my morning." Then someone said "why doesn't anyone make a shirt that's just… honest about this stuff without being cringe."

So we did.

The cringe problem

Most neurodivergent merch falls into two buckets. Bucket one: clinical. Looks like it was designed by a well-meaning occupational therapist. Puzzle pieces. Primary colours. Hard pass.

Bucket two: overcorrection. Slapping a label on a shirt like it's a badge of honour you earned at a conference. Making your diagnosis a personality. Also hard pass.

We wanted a third thing. Shirts that are funny because they're true. Not because they're explaining something to neurotypical people. Not because they're performing awareness. Just — funny. The way it's funny when you find your phone in the fridge.

Where the designs come from

Lived experience. That's it. We don't sit in a room and brainstorm "what do ADHD people relate to." The people making the designs are the people living it.

The "40 tabs open" thing isn't a metaphor for us. It's a screenshot. The hyperfocus jokes come from actual 2am deep dives into something completely useless that felt urgent at the time. The sensory stuff comes from owning four of the same shirt because it's the only fabric that doesn't feel wrong.

When the joke comes from inside the house, it lands different. You don't have to explain it. You don't have to add a disclaimer. The person wearing it knows. The person reading it either knows too, or they don't — and both outcomes are fine.

What we won't do

We won't infantilise it. Being neurodivergent isn't a superpower and it isn't a tragedy. It's just how some brains work. Some days it's an advantage. Some days you spend 45 minutes trying to start an email. Most days it's both.

We won't use the word "neurospicy." We won't put a quirky font on a shirt and call it representation. We won't make content that's basically "I'm so random" with a medical code attached.

The shirts aren't therapy. They're not awareness campaigns. They're just clothes that say a thing you've thought, printed on cotton that feels good to wear.

The fabric thing

This matters more for the ND range than any other. We print on Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk cotton. The feel is soft without being flimsy. No scratchy tags. The collar doesn't sit tight.

We picked this blank partly for quality and partly because sensory issues are real and we're not going to make a shirt about executive dysfunction that's also uncomfortable to wear. That would be ironic in a way that isn't funny.

The goal

You see the shirt. You exhale through your nose slightly harder than usual. You think "yeah." Maybe you send it to someone. Maybe you buy it. Maybe you just feel a small moment of recognition in a world that wasn't built for the way your brain processes things.

That's enough. That's the whole goal. 🖤

Finally, a shirt that gets it.

Tees for brains that run different. No explanation required.

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